Nemesis Diarrhea - "Nemesis Divina" Review (0%)
Nemesis Diarrhea is absolute garbage.
Completely and absolutely. Anyone who likes this crap most likely also likes Fallout boy.
Every second of this turd of an album screams scene at you, from Satyr's emocore vocals, to the boring, repetitive guitars, and even the blastless drums. Truthfully, I'm not even going to try and listen for a bass part, because it's actually painful to try and discern anything other than commercial vomit through all these obnoxious songs.
I seriously believe that Satyricon invented what amounts to musical clickbait with this pile of liquid feces, especially considering how prompt the band members are to paint their emo garbage as "true black metal".
Thanks for the laughs, I guess, even though they only lasted up until the point where you realize that Satyr actually buys his delusions that he is a "true black metal" artist.
That's some heavy dosing on the Xanax, Satyr, I suggest you consult your psychiatrist immediately.
Incidentally, is diarrhea one of the side-effects of Xanax? That would certainly explain this pile of crap Nemesis Divina.
The only album I can think of that is worse than Nemesis Diarrhea is Immortal's utterly derivative Northern Chaos Gods, and that's really not saying much.
What a sad pile of plastic crap.
Nemesis Diarrhea
Generic and emo infested are some good describing words of this worthless album Nemesis Divina, with it appealing to the losers who listen to pop-punk and all other mainstream music. Satyricon tries very hard to be a Dimmu Borgir clone. Wait, this is Dimmu Borgir... or is it? Trend trend trend.
Nemesis Divina starts off in a very mediocre fashion, with arguably the most annoying instrumental piece of shit I've ever heard on "The Dawn of a New Age". Play that 8 times, switch down a fret, rinse and repeat forever. After that repeats - again - a few more times, just to make sure that you get it that this album is absolute crap, then come the emo screeches.
Incessantly wailing, then going into the... wait for it... literally crying into the mic. At least that's what it sounds like Satyr is doing.
Yes, if Satyr's shitty emocore vocals weren't enough to raise the fecal factor to eleven, just add some Satyr crying like a bitch to the mix.
Now multiply that by 7, with the exception of an absolutely retarded nonsense track in the middle, and you have Satyricon's Nemesis Diarrhea.
There is no musical talent in this album.
Give an Orangutan a guitar and some sticks and you'll get better results than this.
Why do you need am infinite amount of monkeys to produce Shakespeare's "Hamlet" when you can use 3 partially retarded ones and get yourself some liquid shit like Nemesis Divina?
Nemesis Divina score: 0/100.
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