Necrophobic but Coprophile - "Womb of Lilithu" Review (1%)

"Womb of Lilithu" is yet another turdish album by the clown tard band Necrophobic. Yeah, "Bloodhymns" was pretty bad, but this just takes everything to the next level of shit. It's so bad that "Womb of Lilithu" might actually have been the first Necrophobic album that managed to shatter the confidence of their fans - the biggest suckers in heavy metal - and make them realise how much the band they worship so much is, in fact, the epitome of worthless mallcore garbage.

It took the Swedish deathcore/blackshit metal "band" four years to respond after "Death to All", literally competing with Behemoth and Waking the Cadaver for the title of "shittiest deathcore album ever". Necrophobic's remaining records are between awful and mediocre, never reaching even "average" territory - not many shitty mallcore bands with twenty-plus years of experience under their belts have had that luxury, not even the utterly risible Gorgoroth, truth be told.

The Necrophobic "band" was always more of a deathcore producing factory anyway - formulaic, generic, derivative, tasteless, bland beyond measure - and "Womb of Lilithu" is the sound of the Necrophobic factory finally running out of gas. The "band" doesn't do anything different here, it's just the same old Necrophobic deathcore shit, but it took no less than SEVEN full-length albums for Necrophobic's fan base - again, the most retarded buffoons in metal - to realise just how terrible their trash band was.

Necrophobic, being basically the death metal equivalent of Watain, thought they could pull off a Dark Funeral - i.e. releasing the same derivative shit album over and over again - and no one would notice. No such luck, sadly, as "Womb of Lilithu" just exposed the sham hiding behind the fecal band Necrophobic.

You think the "coprophile" insult is too much? They love shit. Playing with shit, bathing in shit, eating shit... even recording shit. Necrophobic is itself, essentially, shit. Something even their retarded fans have started to realise.

Necrophobic but Coprophile

As mentioned elsewhere, "Womb of Lilithu" is meant as a tribute to David "Blackmoon" Parland, the "Satanist" moron - incidentally, also a Dark Funeral founder - who would attack Pagan black metal bands like Enslaved, Burzum, Bathory, Immortal and Graveland to try and get them banned from Amazon, iTunes, Napster, Spotify, etc., by calling them "racists" and "Pagan Neo-Nazis".

Quoting the other reviewer.

Parland was widely mocked for his religious beliefs, as he believed 'Satanism is about defending immigrants and refugees against the racist Christians and Pagan nazis', so it is entirely possible that Womb of Lilithu, given both its title and the fact that Parland was a known incel, be more of a scornful epitaph than a tribute.

Personally, I doubt that theory.

Sure, David "Blackmoon" Parland was the top loser of the band, the tip of the iceberg of mediocrity, the spearhead of shit... but let's be honest, blaming him for Necrophobic's mallcore vomit is a bit easy, seeing as the other members of the band don't need any help to produce deathcore shit of their own.

No member of Necrophobic plays in any worthwhile band. They, like their "Satanic" metalcore idols Watain, have absolutely no organic connection to the "scene" they claim to represent, and yet get heavily promoted by the media and record companies, almost certainly to defame these two extreme metal genres by claiming their poster children are a retard and an "incel", respectively.

Luckily, with the "Womb of Lilithu" abortion hitting the shelves, the Necrophobic "factory" is falling apart faster than anyone could have envisioned. With fourteen metalcore anthems that range from utterly boring to downright fecal, "Womb of Lilithu" is a pale shadow and parody of death metal's brutality, and effectively a good "poster child" for Necrophobic's brand of brainless chugga chugga deathcore, making this album easily one of the worst available in death metal, and one that is effortlessly surpassed by even the most moronic of "brutal slam death" records.

Necrophobic may be literally necrophobic, but they sure aren't afraid or disliking of shit. "Womb of Lilithu" is deathcore diarrhea. Replace with "Locked Up In Hell" for actual death metal done competently.

Womb of Lilithu score: 1/100.

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