Prolapsed Inferanus - "Incipit Satan" Review (0%)
Oh god, someone beat me to the 'shredded weed tornado' thing.
While Incipit Satan is not the worst piece of music I've ever heard - that title goes to Dark Funeral's absolute turd Where Shadows Forever Reign - it should still be illegal.
This first time a heard a song from Incipit Satan it was the 'SHREDDED WEED TORNADO!!!!' piece of vomit, you know the one. The other songs on here aren't much better.
Thankfully this album is only about 25 minutes long, if you skip the white noise fillers, because I would have had a very hard time sitting through Incipit Satan had it been any longer. Well, a HARDER time, I should say.
Unfortunately, despite its relatively short length, Incipit Satan still manages to be boring, monotonous, and just downright awful. They improved from Under the Sign of Hell, but not by much.
So what's the deal with Incipit Satan? It's shit. There's not atmosphere, no talent, and basically no point in even acknowledging this piece of solidified musical diarrhea.
The riffs are just boring. Very boring. There's nothing here that indicates the slightest hint of musical ingenuity or even competence.
It's been said before by other Metalious reviewers but I'll say it again. Inferanus is a retard and a plague on the black metal scene. This poser is cancer, literally, everything he touches turns to shit.
Prolapsed Inferanus
Incipit Satan is, in all seriousness, a very mediocre album.
And I'm being tactful by saying that, others aren't as polite when it comes to this album or the band Gorgoroth.
It's just 'satanic' nu-metal, with the same tired breakdowns and shoots of 'Hail Satan this' and 'Hail Satan that'.
The slams don't even sound cool.
They just sound like altered deathcore breakdowns and not even good deathcore breakdowns at that.
Incipit Satan is painfully boring.
Vocal-wise, it's not as bad as the band's latest turd, the pile of vomit Instinctus Bestialis, but it's still pretty terrible.
It's basically just 'bree bree bree Hail Satan Darkness 666' most of the time.
Yawn.
Even Dimmu Borgir is more creative than this.
Nothing written in this review is original - nor is anything in Incipit Satan, for that matter, so I'm justified in not putting very much effort into typing this - and it has all been said before, but I believe it's important to remind everyone how much of a clownish cuck the poser Inferanus really is.
And he is a poser, that's his crowning achievement, no one can take that away from him.
But there is no merit, zero, to this Incipit Satan piece of shit.
Avoid.
Incipit Satan score: 0/100.
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