Talentless - "Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt" Review (1%)
1% for effort, but honestly, this Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt piece of shit is a disgrace.
This entire Gorgoroth band is a disgrace.
I have no respect for Gorgoroth, especially if they make this talentless, plastic, sell-out, commercial mallgoth appeal cookie cutter pseudo-satanist muzak.
I gave them a chance, I really did, but Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt is really a laughable effort.
So let's dissect the lyrics of this piece of shit.
"Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
You give me strength!"
Yeah, Infernus, that's some Nobelpriset i litteratur worthy shit right there.
Honestly, some people like to call Infernus a poser cuck, but I think he's just a bored, childless, middle-aged man that needs an escape from masturbating to (homosexual) anime in his mother's basement and flipping burgers at Norway's most "kvlt" McDonald's.
Thus was born the talentless band Gorgoroth, and the completely forgettable Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt.
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But attacking the lyrics of a piece of shit like Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt is way too easy, not to mention that other reviewers have already done it, so let's get to the actual "music" itself.
First of all, a track by track synopsis of this turd is pointless because EVERY SONG SOUNDS THE SAME.
As for the vocals, these are the poorest excuses for BM vocals ever. There is no vocal range, just a grating, passionless drawling courtesy of Pest that goes on for about an hour.
The production is horrible, beyond shitty Darkthrone quality. And at least Darkthrone had the musical talent to make you forget about the production for a moment.
I play a few songs from this solidified diarrhea album with some other BM bands, and they all instantly sound great in comparison to Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt.
The drumming is awful. It's so boring and samey, you wonder how this guy even got hired. They might as well have just put different guitar riffs over the same drum beats.
Speaking of which, the guitars are absolute shit.
It's no secret that Infernus is a pretty talentless musician, piggy-backing on the skills of better artists than him (Gaahl and King ov Hell, for a time), but this is beyond ridiculous.
Stupidest, lamest and most generic riffs ever, if you can even hear them behind the wall of screeching stupid Nursery Rhyme Satanism.
They make the new Mayhem look like master of technical proficiency and black metal atmosphere.
Bass? What bass?
If you think I'm being harsh, I'm not, Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt is really that bad.
If I were you, I'd save my money and get something that isn't a talentless and worthless piece of shit, i.e. anything not from Gorgoroth.
Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt score: 1/100.
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